South West India

After art gallery we went Temples hopping. Shiva temple is like Disney World for adults. With whole gallery of male organ symbols. Angelina Dembo had a ball and even washed one with some white liquid. Every stand was a chance to donate.
Little did they know that Jews are immune to those "chances"!

Learning something new every day. On the way to Mysore, we stopped at the silk worm cocoons market. 5000 years of mutation, made silk worms unable to mate without human help.
AI....will make it to humanity too! We are getting there, slowly but surely! Electric sex toys were just the beginning!

It was a lovely visit to the Mysore Palace of the Maharaja of Mysore. Even though it is open to the public, the current Maharaja and his family still reside in the palace quarters.

On the way to Serai safari camp we stopped at Tibetan village where Dalai Lama escaped after Chinese takeover of Tibet.

Safari. The elephant penis made our morning today. We have one single lady traveling in our group. Our bonafide village idiot. When elephant started extending his penis, she asked everyone near her, did you see his dick? It looks like someone put a pink ribbon around it!?
I asked her if she was serious, she said that she was! I told her that what she saw was normal and she is just underexposed to penis views! Oh poor dear!

Badami. Another day of magic. 7th century. 4 caves cut inside the mountain full of art, columns, and know how lost long time ago. Just unreal!
Lord Buddha had his enlightment after 45 days sitting under banyan tree.
Mine took less time. I saw big male macaque monkey first fucking one girl, then another with 10 seconds interval, then putting his fingers under her tail and licking them afterwards.
This was the moment I said to myself: "Serge, now you've seen it all!"

Mumbai. Sometimes Shiva just smiles on you. We got to a ferry terminal at the famous Taj Hotel and we were informed that ferry rides are canceled for the day and we leave tomorrow. We were extremely disappointed, but our fearless Gate 1 leaders found the solution. They contracted private boat and we had caves cut in the 7th century from monolith rock and visited by 1000s people a day, all for ourselves! Not even heads of states ever been there without any visitors!
Krishna works in mysterious ways! When Roger learned that we go to Mumbai, he wrote: In Mumbai, the greatest restaurant is Trishna. It is fabulous. Please reserve tomorrow. One can get the fabulous Chili crab of Singapore or have it with butter and garlic. When our friend Katy Irani who now in Mumbai, asked what kind of food would we like, I said: Sea Food! Katie didn't read Roger's email. Out of 20,000 restaurants in Mumbai, where did she make a reservation? Yes, at Trishna! Crab didn't disappoint, it was as good as the one we had in Singapore!!